Writing about music must be hard. I know that I can barely type out 100+ characters before spinning off into 'I-give-up-land'. Properly capturing an artist's intent, message, and style in the relatively clumsy medium of the English language is something of an art in and of itself. The Poetry of the Review? The Aural Novella? Words Like Sounds? (Best Music Writing 2011)
Music fans are savvy and discerning folks - and they get damn near obsessive as the esoterica levels are pushed up. They can read bullshit as well as they can hear it. And there's so much music out there that a succinct and elegant review is critical to cracking through to an audience.
Volcanic Tongue is an 'Underground Music & Mailorder Shop' which trafficks in all manner of musical wonderment - as long as it veers towards the unknown (if not unknowable). And their reviews are amazing. They are worth a read even if you never listen to the release to which the words refer.
Please allow me to demonstrate with this review of Jovontaes' Things Are Different Here:
Damaged, stripped back garage/kraut jams with a burning basement edge and the feel of cheap drugs, think Crawlspace w/a line-up of all fried skaters or Simply Saucer via Sunburned Hand Of The Man: "Jovantaes are Lexington, KY. They emerge from (and possibly define) my town's peculiar skate/Kraut/nihil/garage axis, evoking the smell of stale Miller High Life and burning couches: stumbling match-grip surf rolls, howling chorused-out guitar, droning Adderall haze, and a singer who makes Will Shatter sound like Scott Walker. Imagine Moolah playing at a beach party on the edge of the Kentucky River, big gray globs of unidentifiable garbage drifting silently past and the dense wet air becomes gridlocked with mosquitoes"- Trevor Tremaine (Hair Police)
Admittedly, I don't know any of the bands referenced in this review. But damn if I'm not interested.