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Right. I've seen several movies over the last couple weeks and I thought this would be a good time to review them. Like, Movie Reviews, y'know? OK.
Cloverfield - Sucked. Crappy story, one hot girl, annoying 'satellite monsters', NYC, vertigo. Crap-o-la.
There Will Be Blood - Awesome. Seriously. An authentic time machine. DDL is a frightening genius. See it or I hate you.
No Country For Old Men - Holy shit. Did I just see that? Cold, distant and subtle. Cool weapon, bad hair, and the stapler guy from Office Space.
Teeth - Wow. This was surprisingly excellent. Touching, hilarious, very well-written. A coming-of-age story with bite. This will be big.
Mighty Aphrodite - Woody Allen being himself, I'm told. Cute. Cool use of Greek Chorus. Mira is charming as hell. Ha, Michael Rapaport.
Paprika - Anime set on 'stun'. Color overload, great story, freakish characters, elegantly spastic soundtrack. Made me want to be a cartoon.
Shrooms - Yes, they named the movie Shrooms. 6 kids in the woods on mushroom. Murders, blood, an evil priest, locals. A 'surprise' ending, of course.